Cursing for Everyone

Cursing is good for the head and the heart. Every motherfucker needs a good head and heart.

Mr. Frog is the shit, and he knows it. He flaunts what he’s got.

Some owls are very wise. This owl will fuck you up.

Clarence has trapped Susan in a pumpkin. Good luck getting out, you stupid bitch.

Some shithead dressed up this duck in Little Red Riding Hood’s clothes. Who does that?

Some sea creatures are funny-looking. Look at this motherfucking crab.

Everyone dresses up in their nicest clothes for the formal ball. But Mr. Bumble dresses like a bitch.

Some animals are very smart. Mr. Toad can’t find Australia on a fucking map.

Benjamin Bunny smokes his pipe indiscriminantly around small children, causing second-hand smoke inhalation.

Benjamin Bunny is an asshole.

Christmas is a magical time of year.

Unfortunately, that fucking dwarf from Lord of the Rings is stealing every damn present and the Minister of Magic won’t stop him.

Badger threw a party and all the animals were invited. Except Mr. Raccoon. Nobody gives a fuck about Mr. Raccoon.

Cursing is for everyone. Even when moms tell their children to look away, you shouldn’t give a fuck.