Pottymouth Storytime

Children’s stories laden with excessive profanity

Stories

Here’s a list of all stories we’ve written.

The Three Fucking Pigs

A children’s story about three little pigs who are complete bastards

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If You Give a Mouse a Scone

A children’s story in which a mouse eats a scone instead of dealing with Existential angst

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Don’t Let the Pigeon Hit the Sauce

A children’s story in which a belligerent alcoholic pigeon repeatedly asks for alcohol

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Pig Just Doesn’t Give a Fuck

A short children’s story in which Pig just doesn’t give a fuck

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Cursing for Everyone

A book which teaches children how to use profanity

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