Pottymouth Storytime

Children’s stories laden with excessive profanity

Fucking Answered Questions

You have questions. That’s okay—so do our parents. You can read more about us and this project here.

Who are you guys?

Brandon GregoryBrandon Gregory is a writer and web developer in Kansas City, and he mostly does the writing and manages the website. When he’s not writing or making websites, he can be found playing music, playing video games, hanging out with his family and cats, or compulsively reading Wikipedia articles instead of sleeping.

Christian RobinsonChristian Robinson owes me a bio and social media link (if he wants one).

So, wait—you guys are web developers too? Do you do anything else?
We’re both web designers as well as developers. Additionally, Brandon is a musician and Christian does improv comedy.
Wow, is there anything you don’t do?
There’s a long list of things we don’t do. Unfortunately, as of last night, your mom is not on the list. She says hi, by the way.
Why are you doing this?
Because it’s funny and because we can.
Hey, I have a great idea for…
Great. Start your own site.